1. May our love grow so immense it can’t help shitting itself in an ever increasing torrent until both of us are ground to dust in its wake.
2. Let’s make each day better than the last but not as good as tomorrow and make worknights last twice as long and workdays go twice as fast if that’s possible.
3. I don’t really wanna do this but I don’t have any other options and we’re here so…
4. I promise to always make you come and never watch you go.
5. I vow to never do anything ever except tell you how to do everything for me, forever.