Do you feel happy?
Do you want to feel happy?
When was the last time you said “You’re happy?”
If you answered “no” to any of these questions, then maybe you or someone you know should try Pramixalam.
Composed of 98% siltweed, Pramixalam combines ancient Hollis knowledge and modern facts to give you the world’s first anxiety reducing, esteem building sleep aid.
How does physician endorsed eight hours of shuteye every night sound?
How would you like to go to work each day feeling refreshed, calm and confident?
Howabout adding a little spark to your love life?
If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, then Pramixalam was made for you.
Do not take Pramixalam if you have discharge, have recently gone or plan to recently go to the dentist, eat bagels or smoke.
Do not purchase heavy machinery until you know how Pramixalam affects your spending habits. Avoid the internet, and resist the urge to go global.
Users reported side effects such as common weight gain, unwanted facial hair, peeing while urinating, engorged ear muscles leading to toothaches, misplaced dread, increased or lack of sexual desire, unconventional morning commutes and smugness.
Do not take with Milizrokam as this may cause incontinence, crocodile tears, heartbreak and penis.
Consult your doctor before engaging in any unlawful activity.
Call your lawyer if you experience any sense of altruism.
Alert the authorities if you notice anything suspicious about the new neighbors across the street.
Write your congressman if you have any suggestions on how to improve Pramixalam.
Remember, you need Pramixalam.
You love Pramixalam.